What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:41

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Octopussy
Moonraker
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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Live and Let Die
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Goldfinger
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Diamonds Are Forever
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Dr No
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-All the bad guys are black.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
You Only Live Twice
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”Ah so!”
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
From Russia With Love
A View to a Kill
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The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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